Probably the funniest thing you read ever.

Doug Giles has written one of the funniest things I have ever read. I am going to blockquote the first part of it, but please, please read it all. It goes on for a while and it is all good.

The Obama Hangover is the pain a moderate Obama backer is now feeling after having been promised the moon and realizing they have instead . . . been mooned. It's got to be humiliating watching your Mr. Hope & Change fumble these first few weeks like a leprous teen would his girlfriend's bra.

You must be feelin' like my buddy who recently got married to his eHarmony "soul mate" who turned out to have no soul nor the desire to mate.

It's a similar vibe this dude we call "Awood" felt who was sold the bill of goods that LSD would cleanse his doors of perception, lead him to strawberry fields and unleash his creativity. The only thing Awood's acid trip got him was shaved eyebrows, Bruce tattooed on his left shoulder and a twelve-hour conversation with a giant Raggedy Ann doll.

The Obama Hangover is kinda like . . . okay . . . I'll stop.

I know it hurts. You feel screwed, glued and tattooed.

Seriously, it only gets better. Read it all.

I Think My Wife is Cheating on me?

I'm hesitant to post this, but I really need the some advice on what could be one of the most dramatic decisions I've ever made in my life. I suspect that my wife has been cheating on me for some time now...

So far it's the usual warning flags… the caller hangs up if I answer the phone when it rings.

My woman has been "going out with the girls" much more lately but when I ask their names she just says, “Some friends from work you don’t know yet.”

I stay up late to look for the taxi bringing her home, but she always walks down the drive as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner, since I can hear a car somewhere. I really think she's isn't arriving by taxi...

Once I picked up her cell phone to see what time it was and she went crazy and told me that I should never touch her phone again and got all defensive about "why was I checking up on her?"

You can see I'm nervous to bring up the subject with my wife because I think deep down I'm not sure I want to admit truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to get to the bottom of things.

I decided to hide out near the bushes in the front yard so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, sitting in the bushes with my wireless laptop, that I decided my PC is too damn slow and needs an update.

So should I finally start using Windows Vista or do you think I should keep using XP?

Europe Vs AMERICA

The main difference..

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Get ready to fall off your chairs.. Heres the one for today.!!